No ifs or butts, just wear pants
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As in see-through.
Even the garter straps on the stockings were on show for all the period to see - along with her white undies.
For a moment there I thought she was lost.
I wanted to go over to her with directions to the nearest monitor station so she could report her stolen pants.
Because pantyhose are just not pants.
Even though they go over your legs and admit the letters P-A-N-T, they are not pants. They are underwear.
Underwear as outerwear is a disturbing turn among would-be pretty young things.
Fashion trends for young women have become tighter, shorter and - let's aspect it - sluttier with every season.
Sydney has become the smutty city thanks to these revealing wardrobes. When Mardi Gras partygoers decked out in buttless chaps represent you look like a skank by comparison, then you know we have a problem.
At what suggestion does skimpy dressing become indecent exposure? Because I'm more than happy to fix a citizen's arrest on anyone who assaults my eyeballs. Girls, at the risk of sounding like your mommy, please cover yourselves.
Source: The Daily Telegraph