The Creepy 'Hot for Teacher' Essays That Got a Student Kicked Off Campus
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Hot for Coach
"I've got it bad, bad, bad, I'm hot for teacher..." Van Halen
She is short, height/weight proportionate and brunette like my spouse of thirty (30) years and introduces herself to spanish class as Argentinian/Italian. Omygod. Latin and Italian? Are you kidding me? Untainted shit I should drop right now, there is no way I'll concentrate in class especially with that lascivious little mole on her upper lip beckoning with every accented word. And that smile.
No, I've never dropped a discernment yet, even Computer Aided Design where I earned my first "C" since resuming my college education in 2008. I'll difficult it out.
It's tough to be a guy. I remember when riding my bike was suddenly pointless as all I trifle about were girls. No money, no car, no social skills, and a face full of blemishes and all I want is a fianc. My face cleared, I get a job a car and a girl eventually, but it was rough in between. Ladies, for impeccable sexual stamina, you'll do no better than a fifteen-year-old male, but check your local age of OK laws before engagement. It sucks to admit but...
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