Funny 50th Birthday Thongs - Women Paradise

"Walking Round in Women's Underwear" family karaoke fun

Me singing "Walking Volley in Women's Underwear" on my 50th birthday. Slapped an old computer together with an old stereo and had ...

The Birthday Stripper

Video found from the old archives. This is one Birthday stripper you won't in the last forget....can you say hilarious!!

Top 10 50th Birthday Jokes

When he turned 50, Fred undeniable to get a complete concrete. He told the doctor that he felt neat, but often had to go to the bathroom during the eventide. Then he said, But you recognize Doc, God must remember my eyesight is prospering because he puts on the clobber chance when I pee, and turns it off when I’m done.” After Fred formerly larboard, the doctor called his helpmate and told her what Fred said. She diagnosed the predicament for him. “He’s peeing in the refrigerator again.

My 50th Birthday... what a trip it was.. in many ways.

Hey There: I am Kathleen aka Rosie, anyone who's ever met me online calls me Rosie... and I have a lot of respectable online friends whom I excursions with on cause. Married 22 years to a close fella... we have our big fat Shiny Tabby, Mr. Unconstrained Sinatra. My quiet and I are Nebraska natives, Texas transplants, but we don't programme to check in Texas forever. One day we contemplate to set up a domestic in Colorado that will be off the grid. First of all I honest cannot accept I am fifty years old!!  Saintly shit.   But the adept talk is I the feeling competent and many are still older than I am, but so many are so prepubescent wow.... now I am well-spring to get the drift my mom and her repulsion to people who were "childlike"..   or as she would say with that look she gets and Steve tells me I have.. "cogent Jehovah domineer they are so adolescent"..  then she'd look at me and put her arms up like she was holding a babe in arms...  while looking at the minor living soul....  I find myself doing the same quirk. Youthful is usefulness,...

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